Monday, April 20, 2009

It was good while it lasted

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I know this is the crudest, most Busch League photo slidshow ever, but I had some time over lunch, and thought I'd give Window's Movie Maker a shot. I realize now that I should've left well enough alone. Some would say, don't even post it, but then it would have been a complete waste of time. So for your viewing pleasure, I present the Lotus Send Off Video. You may have guessed that I have no music on my work computer except the sample songs, so no, classical music was not my first choice for this piece, but I had to work with what I had. Enjoy.

4 comments:

  1. “911 dispatcher, what’s your emergency?”
    Lotus – “I think I have a stalker”
    911 – “I need more information please”
    Lotus – “My owner ‘gave’ me to this skinny brown hired little punk”
    911 – “uh-ha”
    Lotus – “And he got way to much enjoyment out of tweaking me, and sitting on me, and pushing me all over town.”
    911 – “Wait your owner GAVE you to him?”
    Lotus – “Yes, but after weeks of torture I finally escaped”
    Lotus – “I escaped back to my owner, hundreds of miles away. And I thought it would all stop.”
    911 – “What’s the problem then?”
    Lotus – “Now that he can’t sit on me, he’s posting pictures of me and homemade videos of us online…. I can’t get away – he won’t leave me alone.”
    911 – You have a problem – we are dispatching authorities…”
    Lotus – “What’s that knock at the door?”
    Lotus – Oh NOOOO!!!! He’s…… Ahhhgggggg *$#@*& &^&&^@$#% zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    911 – “Hello?”
    911 – “Hello?”
    911 – “Hello? Oh no, we’re too late”

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  2. LOL, thank you Anonymous, most elaborate comment ever. Sooo, if I'm hearing you right, you're saying I've taken this Lotus thing too far. Hummm...fair enough, although now I'm wondering if my jest and sarcasm isn't coming across in the written word. Oh well, we'll move on then.

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  3. I don't know if I'm relieved or disappointed to learn that "Anonymous" was actually my brother Chad.

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  4. Fun video. I am not related to you in any way.

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